Got this from a friend.
English Translation:
DIARY OF AN UGLY PERSON
"Dear Diary, I am so happy when my crush caught me staring at him and swore, gosh! At last, I heard his sweet voice. One time, he pushed me that caused my nose to bleed real bad. Sweeet!!!! Listen, listen -- He asked for my picture and said he'll hire an assassin to kill me. Isn't it very sweet of him to think of me? Here's the best part and you might not believe; when I told him "LOVE YOU!" he replied "FUCK YOU!" OMG! I had an orgasm!" =)
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